Arguments

Sometimes an argument simply can't be avoided. But when it's possible, I try to avoid them as much as I can for one simple reason: Doofus argumentation. Doofus argumentation is when a participant in the argument is losing severely, so they keep pressing their point anyways to annoy the other participant. And when the winning participant provides several good examples that totally blow away the Doofus's argument, the Doofus still continues to argue their point. Eventually, the winning participant gives up because they are either bored or simply wish their own suffering to end. Then, the Doofus goes on to brag to all their nonexistent friends about how he won and how the winning participant is so darn stupid. Commonly found on the internet, this type of argument is designed to annoy the heck out of all parties involved. Bragging usually occurs on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, or other social media websites. So please, before you jump in on that argument about politics, religion, or your favorite TV show/book, consider the endless suffering you will have to go through. And ask yourself: Is it worth it? The answer is obvious.